Oh my, Texas

From Bryan, Texas comes a story of a drunk man who spit on his woman's daughter in the kitchen of her home. His woman threw a spoon at him. He responded by throwing a Crock Pot at them. A Crock Pot filled with hot pot roast. The pair were burned and the drunk Crock Pot tosser and dinner waster has been charged with a couple of third degree felonies. Full story from the Bryan Eagle.

Drunken Crock Pot contents assault

The great state of Ohio brings us the latest installment.

Dude comes home drunk. Tore up some kitchen furniture and knocked over a Crock Pot, come of its contents burned their child badly enough he had to be taken to the hospital.

Guy is so hammered he is convinced the kid was already burned, resists arrest. Has already threatened to kill the Mother. You know this is going to end up in the local paper.

From the Bellefontaine Examiner