Now Michigan joins in, Crock Pot as weapon

In the Detroit area, a 66 year old woman has died after being beaten with a Crock Pot. The victim had just returned from a trip with the accused murderer and was attacked in her kitchen as she and the perpetrator were cooking.

No word if the Crock Pot had food in it or not.

The whole story is here.

As the weather gets colder, Crock Pot crime is on the rise.

Drunken Crock Pot contents assault

The great state of Ohio brings us the latest installment.

Dude comes home drunk. Tore up some kitchen furniture and knocked over a Crock Pot, come of its contents burned their child badly enough he had to be taken to the hospital.

Guy is so hammered he is convinced the kid was already burned, resists arrest. Has already threatened to kill the Mother. You know this is going to end up in the local paper.

From the Bellefontaine Examiner

What was the food?

In New Mexico a man attacked his girlfriend and son with a Crock Pot full of food.

Was he wearing the neck brace before committing the act? Or did he injure himself while trying to injure others? What meal was ruined by this Crock Pot toss?

Story here.

Not a crime, or is it?

Who can say what the dangers of a Hot Crock Pot are? You take your Crock Pot full of warm food to your Aunt's house for a gathering expecting a safe voyage.

But anything can happen on the road.

In Elkhart, Indiana an innocent Crock Pot full of hot chili was being transported when...

WHAM!

A full Hot Crock Pot of chili was released and landed on the lap of a five year old girl, who was sent to the hospital with burns.

Was it the accident? Or did the Crock Pot know things?

I have no further updates on the condition of the girl at this time.