Kentucky chimes in

A Madisonville man is facing assault charges after hitting his girlfriend over the head with a heated Crock Pot. Nathaniel Jones was charged with possession of marijuana and a crack pipe was found in his vehicle. No word on what type of food was in the Crock Pot. Full story in the Madisonville Kentucky Messenger.

Oh my, Texas

From Bryan, Texas comes a story of a drunk man who spit on his woman's daughter in the kitchen of her home. His woman threw a spoon at him. He responded by throwing a Crock Pot at them. A Crock Pot filled with hot pot roast. The pair were burned and the drunk Crock Pot tosser and dinner waster has been charged with a couple of third degree felonies. Full story from the Bryan Eagle.