Saturday, October 24, 2020

Hello West Virginia

 There's no improving on the original copy. Not sure if there was any food in the Crock Pot though.

"A Wintersville woman whose husband struck her during an argument dropped a crock pot out her third floor apartment window, Wednesday. A maintenance man who watched the pot shatter said she hadn’t aimed it at anyone. Deputies said the woman, described as “very upset and screaming,” told them they were fighting because she suspected him of having an affair with two other women in the complex. After he hit her she locked him out, and deputies warned her not to allow him back in the residence. Several hours later other residents called for help because they heard the two of them arguing. Although she initially told them they were fighting over the phone, deputies located the man in the shower, wrapped in the curtain."

From the Weirton Daily Times

Saturday, February 15, 2020

There are questions Kentucky

A Lousiville woman was arrested after throwing the contents of a Crock Pot on a man. She got mad when he stopped during sex and threw hot water from the Crock Pot at the man, hitting him in the back and causing severe burns. Was there any food in the Crock Pot, or just hot water? She then tried to use the Crock Pot lid as a deadly weapon. Savage stuff. The story from Wave 3 News

Wednesday, December 4, 2019

Orange, California throws a lid in!

A 35 year old Orange, California man was arrested for assault with a weapon on a police officer. Officers came to the scene of the panic alarm on a car and found the suspect irate and possibly on drugs when he threw a Crock Pot lid at one of the officers. The suspect also faces, "Sentencing enhancements for inflicting great bodily injury on at least one of the officers." No word on if there was any food in the Crock Pot at the time the lid was thrown. Full story from the Orange County Register.

Friday, July 5, 2019

Church cooking

In Macon, Georgia a couple of parishioners noticed an open door to their church. When the peeked inside they saw some things were amiss, shut the door and called 911. When the authorities arrived they discovered a woman had removed some ground beef, onions and some other ingredients from the church provisions and had started cooking some mashed potatoes in a Crock Pot. I'm not sure what recipe she was following but she also tried to escape from the church, but a barred window prevented her escape. Full story from The Macon Telegraph.

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

In my city, he probably would have been shot

In South Brunswick, New Jersey a man allegedly on PCP was arrested for destroying his home. When the police came, he threw a microwave and Crock Pot at them. Here's where my city's police would have pulled the trigger. Unless he was white. So well done by the police in not shooting a naked man on drugs, a person who needs help. From My Central Jersey

Friday, November 23, 2018

Indiana wants me...

In Muncie a woman has been charged after throwing a Crock Pot at another woman. It seems the incident was also recorded on an iPhone. Wheb the flying Crock-pot the out of the phone camera's frame, the arresting officer reported that he "could hear the Crock-Pot striking (the accuser), followed by (that woman) yelling, "Ouch!'" Punches where also thrown. It is not known if there was food in the Crock Pot when it was thrown. Read it all at The Star Press

Monday, June 18, 2018

South Carolina throws their Crock Pot in the ring

A 21 year old South Carolina man was mad. Really mad. Throwing things, yelling, threatening people. The police were called and calmed the man down, but a few hours later he threw a Crock Pot at a dude's leg. Then he went outside and tried to set the house on fire. Seems the man was sad and wanted the attention of his family. He was arrested and charged with second-degree arson and third-degree assault and battery. Not sure if the Crock Pot was full of food. Story from Fox Carolina