Indiana checks in

Dude was really mad that there were bones left in the Crock Pot so he bit and hit a very pregnant woman. Not cool, Travis. No idea what kind of bones were in the Crock Pot. From the Star Press.

Montana chimes in

A man house sitting in Hamilton has been charged with a number of things after the fact. "According to court documents, the woman went to Arizona in October 2013, and left her home in the care of Brian Brow. When she returned in May 2014, Brow was missing and so were at least 20 other items, including her 2001 Buick Park Avenue car, a large anvil, an antique sewing machine, 20 pocket watches and a large crock pot. The value of the missing items is estimated at about $15,000." How much is a large anvil worth? I'm almost compelled to start a Large Anvil crime blog. H Almost. Full story from the Ravalli Republic.

From a Worcester Docket.

"Nicholas A. Tower, 34, of 23 Burbank St., Millbury, charged with strangulation or suffocation, assault and battery on a family/household member (subsequent offense), and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (crock pot), continued to Dec. 12." Did he use the power cord? Was there food in the Crock Pot? From the Worcester Telegram

Why down the stairs, why?

In Lewiston, Pennsylvania, a 33 year old man is under arrest after beating and choking his girlfriend then arrested for drunk driving. There was a domestic dispute after the man's girlfriend refused to have sex with his drunk ass. He headbutted her, then threw a Crock Pot down the basement stairs before getting into his car. No word on if there was any food in the Crock Pot at the time of its descent into the basement. From the The Sentinal.

Kentucky chimes in

A Madisonville man is facing assault charges after hitting his girlfriend over the head with a heated Crock Pot. Nathaniel Jones was charged with possession of marijuana and a crack pipe was found in his vehicle. No word on what type of food was in the Crock Pot. Full story in the Madisonville Kentucky Messenger.

Oh my, Texas

From Bryan, Texas comes a story of a drunk man who spit on his woman's daughter in the kitchen of her home. His woman threw a spoon at him. He responded by throwing a Crock Pot at them. A Crock Pot filled with hot pot roast. The pair were burned and the drunk Crock Pot tosser and dinner waster has been charged with a couple of third degree felonies. Full story from the Bryan Eagle.

The Snow Toss

A New Hampshire woman waving a handgun threw kitchen items, including a Crock Pot, and sprayed dish soap in the snow before finally being arrested. Susan Becker, of Portsmouth, was reportedly upset after losing her heat. She also pulled the trigger on the gun, which was not loaded. No word on if there was any food in the Crock Pot. Full story at WFXT

Et tu, Canada

No crime was committed. Sean McQuillan was leaving Hudson's Bay with his purchase, a panini press and Crock Pot, when all of a sudden he was taken down by store security. McQuillan had the receipt in his pocket, but was still roughed up and shoved face down to the pavement after his purchase. When law abiding citizens cannot purchase a Crock Pot something needs to be done. Something more than this unread blog. I blame the panini press. Here's the full story from The Toronto Sun.