Hello West Virginia

 There's no improving on the original copy. Not sure if there was any food in the Crock Pot though.

"A Wintersville woman whose husband struck her during an argument dropped a crock pot out her third floor apartment window, Wednesday. A maintenance man who watched the pot shatter said she hadn’t aimed it at anyone. Deputies said the woman, described as “very upset and screaming,” told them they were fighting because she suspected him of having an affair with two other women in the complex. After he hit her she locked him out, and deputies warned her not to allow him back in the residence. Several hours later other residents called for help because they heard the two of them arguing. Although she initially told them they were fighting over the phone, deputies located the man in the shower, wrapped in the curtain."

From the Weirton Daily Times

There are questions Kentucky

A Lousiville woman was arrested after throwing the contents of a Crock Pot on a man. She got mad when he stopped during sex and threw hot water from the Crock Pot at the man, hitting him in the back and causing severe burns. Was there any food in the Crock Pot, or just hot water? She then tried to use the Crock Pot lid as a deadly weapon. Savage stuff. The story from Wave 3 News