Indiana wants me...

In Muncie a woman has been charged after throwing a Crock Pot at another woman. It seems the incident was also recorded on an iPhone. Wheb the flying Crock-pot the out of the phone camera's frame, the arresting officer reported that he "could hear the Crock-Pot striking (the accuser), followed by (that woman) yelling, "Ouch!'" Punches where also thrown. It is not known if there was food in the Crock Pot when it was thrown. Read it all at The Star Press

South Carolina throws their Crock Pot in the ring

A 21 year old South Carolina man was mad. Really mad. Throwing things, yelling, threatening people. The police were called and calmed the man down, but a few hours later he threw a Crock Pot at a dude's leg. Then he went outside and tried to set the house on fire. Seems the man was sad and wanted the attention of his family. He was arrested and charged with second-degree arson and third-degree assault and battery. Not sure if the Crock Pot was full of food. Story from Fox Carolina

San Mateo Sadness

No word on if the Crock Pot had food in it when it was stolen. This is why we need local new reporting, kids. The important information needs to be found out. "That’s a crock A slow cooker was stolen on Broadway in Redwood City, it was reported at 3:50 p.m. Saturday, June 9." That's the whole story, direct from the blotter with a cheeky headline. I think the copy writer needed to dig a little deeper to get to the meat of the story, but I'm just some guy typing in a room. Link to the Daily Journal

A case of mistaken malicious wounding

A Pittsylvania County, Virginia man was cleared of malicious wounding by his wife, who said she was hit on the head with a Crock Pot by another man. When officers showed up the house was a mess and a broken Crock Pot was found on the floor. The victim was going in and out of consciousness and was unable to tell officers who had injured her. It is not known if charges will be pressed upon the now accused malicious wounder. From the Star Tribune.

Missing Montana Toddler Found Safe

Sure you can miss a toddler hiding in the cupboard. After a neighborhood search involving a lot of people the kid was found in the kitchen cupboard, hiding behind a Crock Pot. How big was this Crock Pot? Really, the kid seems normal size, how does one hide behind a Crock Pot - not to be seen? From KULR.

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