A case of mistaken malicious wounding

A Pittsylvania County, Virginia man was cleared of malicious wounding by his wife, who said she was hit on the head with a Crock Pot by another man. When officers showed up the house was a mess and a broken Crock Pot was found on the floor. The victim was going in and out of consciousness and was unable to tell officers who had injured her. It is not known if charges will be pressed upon the now accused malicious wounder. From the Star Tribune.

Missing Montana Toddler Found Safe

Sure you can miss a toddler hiding in the cupboard. After a neighborhood search involving a lot of people the kid was found in the kitchen cupboard, hiding behind a Crock Pot. How big was this Crock Pot? Really, the kid seems normal size, how does one hide behind a Crock Pot - not to be seen? From KULR.

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Indiana checks in

Dude was really mad that there were bones left in the Crock Pot so he bit and hit a very pregnant woman. Not cool, Travis. No idea what kind of bones were in the Crock Pot. From the Star Press.

Montana chimes in

A man house sitting in Hamilton has been charged with a number of things after the fact. "According to court documents, the woman went to Arizona in October 2013, and left her home in the care of Brian Brow. When she returned in May 2014, Brow was missing and so were at least 20 other items, including her 2001 Buick Park Avenue car, a large anvil, an antique sewing machine, 20 pocket watches and a large crock pot. The value of the missing items is estimated at about $15,000." How much is a large anvil worth? I'm almost compelled to start a Large Anvil crime blog. H Almost. Full story from the Ravalli Republic.

From a Worcester Docket.

"Nicholas A. Tower, 34, of 23 Burbank St., Millbury, charged with strangulation or suffocation, assault and battery on a family/household member (subsequent offense), and assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (crock pot), continued to Dec. 12." Did he use the power cord? Was there food in the Crock Pot? From the Worcester Telegram

Why down the stairs, why?

In Lewiston, Pennsylvania, a 33 year old man is under arrest after beating and choking his girlfriend then arrested for drunk driving. There was a domestic dispute after the man's girlfriend refused to have sex with his drunk ass. He headbutted her, then threw a Crock Pot down the basement stairs before getting into his car. No word on if there was any food in the Crock Pot at the time of its descent into the basement. From the The Sentinal.