Kentucky chimes in

A Madisonville man is facing assault charges after hitting his girlfriend over the head with a heated Crock Pot. Nathaniel Jones was charged with possession of marijuana and a crack pipe was found in his vehicle. No word on what type of food was in the Crock Pot. Full story in the Madisonville Kentucky Messenger.

Oh my, Texas

From Bryan, Texas comes a story of a drunk man who spit on his woman's daughter in the kitchen of her home. His woman threw a spoon at him. He responded by throwing a Crock Pot at them. A Crock Pot filled with hot pot roast. The pair were burned and the drunk Crock Pot tosser and dinner waster has been charged with a couple of third degree felonies. Full story from the Bryan Eagle.

The Snow Toss

A New Hampshire woman waving a handgun threw kitchen items, including a Crock Pot, and sprayed dish soap in the snow before finally being arrested. Susan Becker, of Portsmouth, was reportedly upset after losing her heat. She also pulled the trigger on the gun, which was not loaded. No word on if there was any food in the Crock Pot. Full story at WFXT

Et tu, Canada

No crime was committed. Sean McQuillan was leaving Hudson's Bay with his purchase, a panini press and Crock Pot, when all of a sudden he was taken down by store security. McQuillan had the receipt in his pocket, but was still roughed up and shoved face down to the pavement after his purchase. When law abiding citizens cannot purchase a Crock Pot something needs to be done. Something more than this unread blog. I blame the panini press. Here's the full story from The Toronto Sun.

Death Down Under

A rather gruesome murder from Australia. A woman disguised herself as a man and beat her half-sister to death with a chicken shaped crock pot. Crockpot seemed to be empty at the time of the murder. The whole story here.

The side of the road

You can't be too careful these days. You stop by the side of the highway, take your pressure cooker with you, marvel at the scenery around you and take off. After about a half an hour you get home, hungry and oh crap! There went your chicken stew lunch. You dare not claim it, or demand restitution because you do not want to be known as the idiot who left their pressure cooker on the side of the road. Take out chicken is not the same.

Tucker Carlson is wrong

Fox news anchor, or whatever the Hell he does Tucker Carlson was spouting off about being on the wrong side of history the way he always does by mentioning that the Boston Marathon bombers used a crock pot to kill people in some foaming at the mouth anti-gun control rant. Dude needs to know the difference between a pressure cooker and a Crock Pot. Here's the link to the wrongness